Landfill-Ready MLB Merch of the Week

Continuing their tireless efforts to ensure that the next generation of baseball fans can look forward to a world filled with even more crap, the marketing honchos at the MLB Corp. have introduced a line of scratch-and-sniff kids hats including this watermelon-scented Red Sox lid. Not only do these hats look good and smell better, when improperly disposed of in Asian landfills (garbage outsourcing, baby, it's the wave of the future), they make a favorite food source for honeybees, baby pandas and probably sea turtles.

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