Spicy Asian Heritage Week Rumor

Attendance at The Big Mortgage continues to do a passable Benjamin Button imitation, steamrolling backwards towards zero. Monday's Indian Heritage Night crowd flirted with the high teens before settling for a new China Basin low of 23,934.
For much of the game, fourth-generation San Franciscan Larry Baer chewed thoughtfully on a cold naan while giving the serious stink-eye to a section of empty seats down the right field line. At one point, Tubesox Nation sources report, the ever-pragmatic Baer was seen leaning closer to brainy, bow-tied William Neukom and mouthing "Three words, Billy. Gandhi fucking bobbleheads."

The Not-So-Roaring Twenties 4-23

Twenty-six thou and change at The Big Mortgage to watch Zito hit 89 on the radar gun and the Giants win it in 10. The first south-of-30k attendance in the history of the China Basin ballpark. And remember, this was the attendance that the bean counters announced . . . who knows how many butts were actually in the seats read more on sf gate . . .