Objective for 5/25-5/31 Homestand: Four Figures of DOOSH

The Giants are playing entirely missable baseball right now (9 losses in last 11 games) and the SF weather is atrocious (on the north slope of Potrero Hill, it's currently a balmy 54 degrees in the fog). But the team is town for six games, and Tubesox Nation continues the Improbable March to the MLB minimum and beyond. However, we can't get to six figures until we get to five figures, and we can't get to five figures until we get to four figures.

To all loyalists planning on attending a game(s):
1. stiff the management by following one or more branches of the Five-Fold Path.
2. add your DOOSH to the Stiff-o-Meter.

Let's get this baby into four figures before June!